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BIOGRAPHY |
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TIMBER! was a minimalist instrumental mathy rock and or roll
team from The Big Apple, NY.
When asked to describe their music, TIMBER! gave the following response in unison: "To us, TIMBER! is like Gatorade. It quenches your thirst when you are
thirsty from playing extreme sports HARD, but leaves
you lusting for more. Also, TIMBER! comes in many various flavors, which would create a
second parallel to our most favorite, thirst-quenching,
KICK-ASS LIQUID. That is, Gatorade. Sometimes, when
we are at a job, we often catch ourselves imagining
that we sweat TIMBER!,
much like our fellow athletes in the Gatorade advertisments
which we enjoy watching on television. Perhaps someone
will empty a large container of TIMBER! on our heads
when we win THE SUPERBOWL! YES!" |
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